Rush Hour Funnies

Driving through the Northwest suburbs from work to get home in the Northern suburbs, there is very little amusement that I encounter. Except today! A car in front of me had bumper stickers with the following taglines which gave me a few chuckles:

MY KID
beat up your honor student

DON'T STEAL
the government does not like competition

THE PROCTOLOGIST CALLED
to say that he found your head in your ass

This billboard cracked me up:
The New Jetta is the Jetta, only Betta.

Now, a quick story:
The Drinking Tennis Duel
Nga-cita: My sister favors Carol.
Irim: Whaaaaaaaat? I can out do Carol in dancing, drinking, and tennis! I challenge her to a duel! Carol: Well, you can beat me in silly dancing, this is true but NOT in ballet dancing!
Irim: OK, drinking and tennis it is! First, we'll go play tennis and then we will go drink!
Carol: Nuh uh! You said, drinking and tennis...we will drink and play tennis at the SAME TIME!
Irim (all 'fraidy cat now): Oh no! I am going to wind up in the hospital! Mommeeeeee!!!

Thanks to Nga-cita, my fabulous agent, I have a promotional tour and merchandising in the works for the event. There will be hot ball boys and my own personal Latin towel boy. Stay tuned for details of the event soon. There is discussion of an Irim v. Nga-cita street fight and then an Irim v. Captain Fun Glenn dance-off. Irim is one busy challenger! Something tells me that at the end, she will be one drunk, beaten-to-a-pulp girl with a head wound in the shape of a tennis ball and feet marks all over her...